10 SITUASI LELAKI YG HARUS WANITA FAHAMI

Lelaki...


1. Bila si dia sibuk....... . Jangan pulak terhegeh-hegeh mintak si dia menjemput kamu kat tempat kerja ataupun suruh die teman kamu pergi membeli-belah. Nanti kamu di katakan sebagai penyibuk pulak. kan dah lain jadiknyer...


2. Bila si dia ego....... Jangan sesekali kamu mempersoalkan tentang keegoannya lebih-lebih lagi egonya tengah menguasai dirinya. Lelaki yg macamni mmg susah nak mengaku yang dirinya ego, sebaliknya berpendapat yang dirinyer tegas.


3. Bila si dia romantik.... .... Ajaklah si dia bersiar-siar di tepi pantai ataupun makan malam di bawah cahaya lilin, bawah payung...sambil mengenangkan saat-saat manis pertemuan pertama kamu berdua dan jgn lupa selit sekali perancangan utk masa depan bersama. Bile mau tunang ka, kawin ka..?heh.heh..


4. Bila si dia panas baran....... . Jgn buat sesuatu yg boleh menyemarakkan lagi api kemarahannya. Cuba berdiam diri dulu sampai kemarahan reda.


5. Bila si dia penat....... Jgn mengadu perkara ataupun bercerita ttg hal yg remeh-temeh. Seperti selipar putus ker, aper2lah...Dalam saat sebegini si dia hanya perlu rehat yg secukupnya dan jgn pakse dia buat sesuatu yg boleh menambah kepenatannya.


6. Bila si dia pentingkan diri sendiri..... .... Cuba berterus-terang dan meluahkan rasa tak puas hati kamu tentang sikapnya itu. Kamu patut bersikap terbuka dan memintanya supaya mengimbangi pendapat kamu juga. Jgn lupa utk bertolak ansur antara satu sama lain.


7. Bila si dia mengongkong. .... Kalau kamu memberontak, pasti akan dimarahinya. Tapi kalau menurut saja katanya takut menjejaskan diri sendiri pulak. Utk itu, kamu perlu berkata padanya utk membiarkan kamu membuat keputusan sendiri asalkan tidak menjejas hubungan kamu berdua.


8. Bila si dia selamba..... .. Cuba tarik perhatian si dia. Contohnya membuat sesuatu yg boleh menarik minatnya, buat lawak bodo ker.. Orang yg selamba ni selalunya ingin kita yg mulakan dulu. Oleh sebab itu, kamu patut merancang sesuatu bagaimana utk menarik perhatiannya.


9. Bila si dia curang..... Jgn tuduh tanpa usul periksa. Jika benar si dia curang, bersemuka dan tanya dengan si dia kenapa die curang. Tapi kalau si dia tetap dengan keputusannya, eloklah kamu sendiri yg berundur dulu sebelum die meninggalkan kamu.. lagi parah...adeii


10. Bila si dia lurus bendul...... Memang kamu boleh mengambil kesempatan ke atas dirinya tetapi jgn sampai memperlekehkan setiap tindak tanduknya. Kamu patut menjadi perangsang padanya dan mengatakan yg si dia mampu membuat keputusan sendiri tanpa mengharapkan org lain sangat.

Fact about most LELAKI

1.Lelaki tidak detail dlm percakapan Contoh kes: Kakaknye baru saja putus cinta. Biler kite tanyer what's his comment dier just cakap: "Mm..dah nak putus nak wat camne..."



2.Lelaki tahan berjaga sepanjang malam demi hobi



3. Lelaki rela menghabiskan banyak wang untuk peralatan elektronik atau aksesori kereta.



4. Lelaki jarang muncul dengan jambang bunga.Contoh kes:Dalam filem, sering kita lihat hero mincul tiba2 di rumah lovernya dgn sejambak bunga. Kenyataan nye? huh hampeh!!Alasan: Sejak awal, otak lelaki lebih mengutamakan hal praktik. kebetulan, hal2 bunga nih tak menarik ruang logik otak mereka. Beli sesuatu yang bakal layu dalam beberapa hari benar2 satu pembaziran-itu tanggapan org lelaki laa kan.



5. Lelaki tidak bergosipAlasan: Sebenarnya lelaki juga bergosip. Tapi cara dan gaya mereka bergosip tidak sejelas kita dan juga tidak pada saat objek yag nak digosip berada dekat situ. Kalau mereka punya masalah dengan seseorg, biasanya mereka menyelesaikannya, atau melupakannya.



6. Lelaki selalu mengaggungkan IBU mereka.Alasan: Bagi lelaki, ibu mereka merupakan wanita ideal dan inti dari hidup mereka. Lelaki juga belajar mengenal rasa melindungi dari hubungan kedua orang tuanya, bagaimana ayah mereka melindungi ibunya. Makanya, tak perlulah mintak dia persoalkan apa apa ttg ibunya.



7. Lelaki sanggup menyimpan semua edisi Terhad komik, cd, jeans, jam tangan dan apa saja!Alasan: Berbalik kepada asal mereka sebagai pemburu, lelaki senang menghimpun persediaan keperluan mereka sebanyak mungkin. Mereka selalu berwaspada bakal diadili lelaki lain, sehingga tidak hanya mengekar kuantiti, tapi juga kualiti yang dimilikinya. Bagi mereka, punya sesuatu yang boleh dibanggakan adalah prestasi tersendiri yang dapat memacu ego mereka.



8. Lelaki Senang melihat wanita memakai skirt pendek(mini skirt)-asalkan bukan kekasihnya.

Wired Fact

1. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK?It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.


2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down ontinuouslyfrom the bottom of the glass to the top.


3. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.


4. 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.


5. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.


6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.


7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart andnervoussystem.A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.


8. Most lipstick contains fish scales. (yucks)


9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.


10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

Long live Bachelors (Guys) Enjoy Reading - just for joking purpose

Long live Bachelors

1] Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!

2] Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -Oscra Wilde

3] Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb


4] I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison


5] Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H.L.Mencken

6] When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

7] Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.


8] When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

9] I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.



10] I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary ?" She said," Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, " How about the kitchen?"

11] We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

12] My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

14] She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, and "Am I too late for the garbage"? Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

15] Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs... .."

16] A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back towards his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,' Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir,I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before.For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."

17] If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in!

18] A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

Live Life…King Size…

WATER

Correct timing to take water will maximize its effectiveness to Human body.
Two (02) glasses of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs

One (01) glass of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion

One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure

One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack